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Put Your Trash Into Orbit, by Angeline Schellenberg

10/2/2021

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Orbit Trash Cans, by Frank Chalmers (Canada) 1969. Image courtesy of University of Manitoba Archives & Special Collections, Winnipeg Tribune fonds, PC 18 (A1981-012), Folder 5738, Item 20

Put your Trash into Orbit

The futuristic orbs beside the TransCanada were called Orbits—she knew that much, but no one would tell her how they worked. Were they direct portals or did the garbage fall down a shaft to Cape Canaveral first? 

She pressed her nose to the window as another orb flashed by: the opening on the side was wide enough. How many raccoons and stray cats were now unwitting residents of the exosphere? NASA engineers were smarter than her: they would have thought of that.

Other kids were lucky. Her dad insisted on saving their trash until the next gas station, so she’d never examined one up close, but she could picture it: when the trash grew heavy enough, it would press on the mylar across portal/tunnel entrance at the bottom and the spacesuit would seal around the trash as it fell through. Such beautiful technology wasted on banana peels and tissue! 

Up or down, she was fine either way. She looked over at her baby brother. This kind of an adventure was not something to embark on before the age of reason. She tucked her Wrinkle in Time between the receiving blanket and his flannel belly.  
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She watched the signs along the shoulder count down the seconds to the next Orbit…10…9…8...and started gagging. Mom’s head swung around, hands groping the seat under her for anything that could serve as a carsick bag, but they’d tossed out all their burger wrappers and soda cups at Esso.
She pressed her nose into her brother’s diaper and coughed harder. As soon as the gravel crackled under the tires, her door flew open, her arms already extended for the forward dive. She was out of here.

Angeline Schellenberg

Angeline Schellenberg is the author of the triple Manitoba Book Award-winning series of linked poems about autism Tell Them It Was Mozart (Brick Books, 2016) and the elegy collection Fields of Light and Stone (University of Alberta Press, 2020). Her fiction has appeared recently in Fewer Than 500, Six Sentences, and The Drabble. Angeline hosts the Speaking Crow reading series in Winnipeg, Canada.
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Mitchell Toews link
10/2/2021 07:44:35 pm

I remember the flood of articles and TV news segments when these "Orbits" were introduced. (To say "launched" is too cheap a pun, even for me.)

Our family, of a boring long weekend Monday afternoon, motored out to the TransCanada highway to see one and, "Find out what all the fuss is about," as Dad put it. We brought a bag of trash from under the sink so we too could "put our garbage into orbit!"

We drove east once we reached the highway, but saw no futuristic orbs. Every so often there was a pyramidal accumulation of beer bottles, various paper or plastic bags, and cardboard boxes of junk. But no orbits. We were dissappointed and felt cheated.

"Must be next weekend," Mom concluded, handing out fistfuls of chocolate coated raisinettes as consolation prizes.

On the news that night, we saw that the orbits were in fact there, under an avalanche of rubbish brought out by obedient Manitobans who were revved up by Sixties promotion and eager to see these modern marvels and join the wave of the future. So many people came that the orbits were buried in small mountains of prairie waste.

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